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Post by Coach Huey on Mar 24, 2006 22:28:57 GMT -6
used to coach a kid we called "baywatch".... he was, um, chubby let's say....
if you've ever seen the beginning of baywatch, then you know what i'm talking about
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Post by mudslinger on Mar 25, 2006 13:25:10 GMT -6
I've seen "pondwater" run faster than you !!!!!!
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NCcoach
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Post by NCcoach on Mar 25, 2006 18:36:31 GMT -6
We have a #55 that is built like a tree stump. We call him speed limit.
We also have a 6'5", 330 lb kid named James Brown. We wear our various "I feel good" sayings during conditioning.
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bigcroz
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Go STAGS!!
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Post by bigcroz on Mar 25, 2006 20:30:12 GMT -6
Always tell my slow fat guys they are movin like pond water...borrowed that one from my drill sgt.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2006 8:33:21 GMT -6
October--as in it takes him all of October to get anywhere
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Post by coachteeter on Mar 27, 2006 10:42:36 GMT -6
"He's so slow, he leaves a trail of slime!" We had 3 slo-mos with the names of Sloth, Slug and Turtle. Never having "fast twitch" muscles myself, I always joked saying, "I may not be very big, but I sure am slow!" NOT a good combination on the football field!
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Post by knighter on Mar 27, 2006 10:46:44 GMT -6
The "Juggernaut" Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch (as in you are carrying the Funky Bunch)
a couple we have used
D Coordinator uses "Slower than molasses in February" a lot with some of our kids.
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Post by brophy on Mar 27, 2006 10:58:30 GMT -6
ever have those kids, you just don't want hanging out together? These three guys shouldn't hang around each other on the sidelines.....
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Post by SAcoach on Mar 27, 2006 11:47:26 GMT -6
Cupcakes, CarebearsSlow and nice
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Post by swcoachperry on Mar 27, 2006 13:45:01 GMT -6
We have a kid that the other kids call "wheels." He tries to run but can't because he is spinning his wheels. It's like something out of a cartoon.
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Boltar
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Post by Boltar on Mar 27, 2006 15:53:23 GMT -6
Slower than molasses in winter time!
FBS - Fat Boy Syndrome
You run like old people fornicate!
Can we finish before the rest of my hair falls out?
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