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Post by tog on Aug 25, 2005 10:10:12 GMT -6
 we call them sleestacks from the old land of the lost show they could barely move yet the people on the show were terrified of them |
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Post by tog on Aug 25, 2005 11:05:43 GMT -6
keep in mind these are just names we use in the coaching office, not to the kids
also, i meant slow as in "legit 6.3 forty" instead of slow "that boy is as sharp as a bowling ball"
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Post by smd on Aug 25, 2005 11:11:30 GMT -6
i have used "gangsta".... he runs like he is wearing concret shoes.
i grew up watching the land of the lost. man those were the days.
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Post by brophy on Aug 25, 2005 11:16:54 GMT -6
all our kids are slow.............  where do you get all these pics, tog?! You're killin' me!  |
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Post by tog on Aug 25, 2005 11:19:46 GMT -6
i am computer savvy
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Post by thurman on Aug 25, 2005 22:53:40 GMT -6
JV.. lol
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Post by coachjd on Aug 26, 2005 5:18:11 GMT -6
Our term for big ol' slow kids is "GUMBA's"
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Post by senatorblutarsky on Aug 26, 2005 7:01:18 GMT -6
We have a Center/Guard who runs a (wind aided) 6.2 40...we call him "flash". I called a teammate of mine in college a 'sleestack"... he could run, but he looked like one of them (real funny shaped head, that guy...)
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dgs
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Post by dgs on Aug 26, 2005 9:23:39 GMT -6
I didn't think it was possible to run a 40 in 7plus seconds but we had 2 frosh and 1 soph do it this year.
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Post by tog on Aug 27, 2005 22:05:32 GMT -6
I didn't think it was possible to run a 40 in 7plus seconds but we had 2 frosh and 1 soph do it this year. that's movin for some fat kids |
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kakavian
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Post by kakavian on Aug 29, 2005 8:32:23 GMT -6
For us the slow kids were BUFFs (big ugly Fat F---ers) if they were linemen or "doilies" for the little ones, as they just sat there and looked pretty (ugly) and let stuff through like a sieve.
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Post by rungman on Sept 6, 2005 13:53:32 GMT -6
Band Students
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Post by wildcat on Sept 28, 2005 0:55:39 GMT -6
We have a freshmen O-lineman who has earned the nickname "NASCAR" due to his blazing speed.
We have another kid who runs a seven-second 40 who is known simply as "Possum".
My college coach used to refer to us big guys as roadgraders. Pretty slow but you don't want to get hit by one!
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Post by groundchuck on Sept 29, 2005 6:56:14 GMT -6
I told one of my coaches that if "that kid raced a sloth, the sloth would win."
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Post by tog on Sept 29, 2005 7:38:25 GMT -6
I told one of my coaches that if "that kid raced a sloth, the sloth would win." don't run the jet with that kid then |
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Post by pegleg on Sept 29, 2005 7:41:37 GMT -6
"if that kid raced a sloth, the sloth would win."
I like to call those kinda kids ROYS.
Holla
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fish
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Post by fish on Sept 29, 2005 7:51:29 GMT -6
we've got a kid that has no knees from a couple of surgeries on both knees. i call him pinnochio 'cause he runs like a puppet on strings.
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Post by verk62 on Oct 1, 2005 21:23:46 GMT -6
we've got a kid that has no knees from a couple of surgeries on both knees. i call him pinnochio 'cause he runs like a puppet on strings. Fish, his little brother was talking smack about him having no knee's a couple weeks ago. I am a little surprised he is still playing ball. You have to admire his determination. |
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Post by fish on Oct 2, 2005 17:42:15 GMT -6
he doesn't know when to shutup, but he works hard and was starting to earn some playing time before grades came out.
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Post by Shake n' Bake on Oct 6, 2005 0:15:48 GMT -6
We have a kid we call "hot coals" because it for 1) it looks painful every step, and 2) he picks his feet up so awkwardly. That or quiksand, we can't decide.
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Post by dmp225 on Oct 13, 2005 19:17:46 GMT -6
I always tell the fat boys when they are running: "If you would run any slower you would stop!"
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Post by zonereadfootball on Oct 14, 2005 17:50:17 GMT -6
As my offensive line coach used to say (not to me luckily) "Gosh son your slower than the second coming of christ!"
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Post by ogie4 on Oct 26, 2005 8:08:29 GMT -6
Orange cones on a windy day.
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ndcoach
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Post by ndcoach on Mar 24, 2006 17:12:59 GMT -6
We call the slow ones plow horses
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Post by williamcrehan on Mar 24, 2006 18:09:52 GMT -6
I like..
"If you were running any slower, you would be going backwards" or
"I need a sun dial to time your forty."
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Post by airman on Mar 24, 2006 18:41:12 GMT -6
plow boy. used in a sentence, hey plowboy, unhitch the 6 bottom.
we had a guy name flash at our school. only problem is he was about a buck 130 dripping wet and slow.
flash did not move fast and nor does it still today.
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Post by shotgun321 on Mar 24, 2006 19:09:26 GMT -6
We have a kid on our team we call Slo-Mo (Slow motion). The old, un hook the trailer call.
A couple of years ago we had a few guys when we ran, I would call it the battle of the belly's. If we were running the mile, I would say lets go battle of the belly's. Those couple of guys would race to see who would win the battle of the belly's for that day. The guy who won I would buy a gatorade after practice. Seems kind of minor, but they wanted that gatorade and the recognition for winning the battle of the belly's that day.
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Post by tvt50 on Mar 24, 2006 19:28:29 GMT -6
Son you are "Slow as Dirt"
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Post by toramsfan on Mar 24, 2006 19:39:56 GMT -6
I read somewhere once, a coach said his kids were so slow they would drown in a car wash. Laughed for days.
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Post by ocinaz on Mar 24, 2006 21:09:37 GMT -6
Sluggos
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